Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Always follow instructions carefully!

Always follow the instructions carefully

They say always follow the instructions carefully, but you should also keep your eyes on the road ahead.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Monday, January 30, 2017

What is one of these?

Daft Yorkshire

This sign was in a Yorkshire park, they obviously 'do' picnics differently there!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Friday, January 27, 2017

Do they know something we don't know?

If you're good looking and live in the fast lane then this is the travel service for you!

Dai Young Travel

Every travel itinerary comes with a free bucket list!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Complicated bus arrangements in Turkey

Turkey is a really great place to visit, if you can dodge the all to frequent terrorist attacks which are doing what they are intended to do and halting tourism.

One of the slightly more confusing sides of Turkish life is the complicated bus arrangements.

Complicated bus arrangements in Turkey

Prizes will be awarded if anyone can tell me even a approximation of what that sign means!

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Just back from Bonn what a place!

I have to stress even though I was in Bonn for a few days it wasn't to visit dear Frank who does seem to have something of an unfortunate last name.

Bonn Germany

As a fellow suffer, not of 'oxenfarts' I hasten to add, but of unfortunate surnames my heart goes out to poor Frank.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Monday, January 23, 2017

Holidays for computer lovers from £894

A holiday for computer lovers

They say that the Geek Isles are wonderful, sadly I've never been, but I understand it is a computer lover's paradise with free use of laptops at every beach bar and tablets poolside.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Friday, January 20, 2017

A Grossery in the mountains

Dingboche is a pint sized town in Nepal, it's a place where mountaineers stay before they go to litter Everest.

Usually mountaineers bring all of the equipment and food they need for their ascent of Everest with them, but a few use the Khumbu Grossery, Shopping Centre, quite what the Khumbu Grossery is the centre of I personally have no idea, but the Nepalese probably know.

A Grossery Dingboche

What a shame that more climbers and trekkers don't use the shop, before they go off and spoil the Nepalese countryside with their abandoned equipment and food packaging, because then they could probably afford a decent sign.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Thinking of relocating?

If you are thinking of relocating then I think I know a great place in Oregon.

A great place in Oregon

A place for those who are happy with their limitations.

Currently Idiotville doesn't have an residents, but as the picture shows it still have some houses.

Idiotvillehome

Sadly Idiotville is a ghost town, but if you like logging or better still total seclusion then as Idiotville is miles from anywhere it's the place for you.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

I hate food in my Wi-Fi, don't you?

At last a restaurant that understands!

I hate food in my wifi Phnom Penh Cambodia

There is no place for Wi-Fi in food is there? Trouble is the only place I know where you can be served Wi-Fi free food is Phnom Penh, Cambodia. Which is a little far to go if you just fancy a quick bite! But then you can get a pretty good "Freid Vile" which I believe is a local speciality, I think we in the west know it as "I wouldn't eat that if you paid me!" usually spoke at the top of one's voice. Which of course is a much longer title but perfectly apposite.

However in various parts of the UK "Freid Vile" is eaten in vast quantities by overly inebriated locals at millions of takeaways, then later left in the back of police cars and over the floors of Accident and Emergency Hospital Departments up and down the country.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Hungry for Parrot!

Hungry for Parrot

I used to feel that way about Parrots and oh having a whole 700 square metres to dine with them would've been just a dream.

Mind you now I'm rather partial to Canary and their aviary's tend to be a lot smaller, making them easier dinner guests.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Monday, January 16, 2017

A place where you definitely don't ask. "Got a light?"

Got a light

Strictly no smoking!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Thursday, January 12, 2017

The best place to complain in Thailand

Good place to complain Thailand

And best of all you can relax while you do it and keep the blood pressure down.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

An easy to use visitors map

One of the incredible things about the people who built the great Wall of China is their ability to communicate in different languages. In fact you may have seen some of their excellent menu descriptions right here on this blog!

Now the Chinese are branching out from translating menus and mere printed information to visitor attraction information boards with the same amazing success.

Great Wall of China been there





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Monday, January 09, 2017

A different use for Sun Dried Tomatoes

See ahead

I have heard of tea leaves being used to tell fortunes but I've never heard of seeing into the future with Sun Dried Tomatoes, but apparently with the Greek ones you can "see ahead!"

That's quite a claim even for Tomatoes that have been in the Greek sun!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

The irony of a vehicle's name

Hint hint

I expect the people inside wish they could follow the suggestion of the vehicle's name and 'Escape.'





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Tuesday, January 03, 2017

Now my French is not very good

Happily my French is not very good

I have a feeling that this pack contains "flat packed arses," however my French is not very good, so there is a one in ten chance I am wrong, however not being very good at maths that figure is subject to a variable of 8 to the power of 50, whatever that means!.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Monday, January 02, 2017

Guide Dogs are so very special

If I was a dog then I think I would like to be a Guide Dog please! They seem to have access to all areas and judging by this sign they are allowed to do things that even the people they guide are not allowed to do.

Har ha

Now I don't smoke so this exception for Guide Dogs doesn't interest me, but I know a lot of people who would be envious!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."