This is an Ice cream that won't appeal to many of my dear cuddly readers, but for one feline who you know and love (don't you!) it is the 'Crabs claws,' I was going to say 'Bees Knees,' but that doesn't make sense and I wonder anyone would understand what on earth I was dribbling on about.
Now, don't let me be the one to spoil the endeavours of this Ice Cream with a difference from Rhode Island, but could they please do a Prawn version? That's Shrimp to a lot of the people who speak a different sort of English around the world.
And that leads me onto another subject... oops better put the picture in first!
Oh that's better. What is it with Silly Cone Valley (as I call them) hitech companies who call my English. "International English?" It isn't, it's English, American English is simply American and so on.
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!
Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."
I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'
This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.
If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link: Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams
Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?
To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.
SORRY STOP THE PRESSES AGAIN
Not only is 'Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams' available from the Apple store but for a limited time only as it is Christmas it is now available directly from me, The Cat, for the amazing price of €4.99, that's $5.50 USD or ￡4.40 UK pounds. Saving you an awful lot on the published price. To get this incredible deal and your hands on this marvellous electronic book just email me at thecat@thecatsdiary and I will let you have the payment information, then send you an electronic copy by return, because I am nice like that!
STOP PRESS AGAIN
I bet the people operating the presses are getting a little fed up but I have to tell you all this. Due to the enormous demand for the excellent Christmas themed'Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams' there will be a little delay in sending out the pubs, however my elves are working flat out, night and day and currently not demanding overtime and so we will easily fulfil all current orders within a week or so and future orders well before Christmas, did I hear you say hooray? Of course I did!