Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Imagine being told this!

Japaneses Beauty Parlour honesty

Well that's Japanese Beauty Parlour honesty for you! And I have to say I support all forms of honesty. Isn't it about time that we were more truthful with the uglies of the world and laid it on the line for them? Not everyone in the world can be like er... me! Oh and you of course dear cuddly reader... honestly!

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link: Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Sand on the brain?

Sandwishes and Snakes it s Abu Dhabi

I suppose if you live in Abu Dhabi you tend to have "Sandwishes" all to often. And I don't think that we should even mention the "Snakes," the "Coffe" or the French Juice do you?"





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Monday, April 28, 2014

Difficult to say what they sell... Hong Kong

Difficult to say what they sell Hong Kong

Two of each please!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Another in the occasional series "Only in Thailand"

Only in Thailand

Words fail me! And the mental picture makes me feel more than a little ill!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

No-nonsense banking from Africa

Wow what an offer

Wow what an offer! Or is the Pig a Lehman Brother?





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

I fancy some Spicygaslic Clams

I fancy some Spicygaslic Clams Taipei

As the title says, I fancy some Spicygaslic Clams, sadly I would have to travel all the way to Taipei! But then I bet it would be worth it just for the Clams because there isn't much else to see, well apart from the Lantern Festival, which looks rather cool, oh and the stern looks of the Chinese in their gun turrets which are trained on the island from across the narrow stretch of water that separates them.

LanternFestival





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Friday, April 18, 2014

Whine a local India speciality!

In Pushkar, India you are in for a very special surprise if you fancy a whine! Unless this shop sells something else and all that comes to mind are the noises of jet engines or long moans!

Whine a local India speciality  Pushkar





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Whatever happened to the Lehman Brothers?

The answer to the question whatever happened to the Lehman Brothers is simple, they set up shop in Goa!

Wall Street Goa

Wall Street Finance, really did they think that would fool us? Tee hee!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Southall UK, it's like little India with freshly squeezed 100% Cok!

As seen in a corner shop in downtown Southall, London opposite the Bollywood style cinema and in the shadow of a Mosque's minaret.

Southall UK its like little India with freshly squeezed Cok





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

A motorists nightmare!

Which bit breaks suddenly

Well I suppose it's good of the driver to let people following him know that he has a problem, but which bit breaks suddenly? That's what I want to know!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Monday, April 14, 2014

In China they think about the common people!

It just simply isn't true that China is a state run for the sole benefit of a select few political oligarchs to the detriment of ordinary people and here is the proof!

In China they think about the common people





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Friday, April 11, 2014

A heartfelt goodbye!

This sign was in the window of a restaurant in Quebec, I wonder if you are like me and am curious to find out what on earth they did to their customers?

Goodbye forever Quebec

I tried as hard as I could to discover the disaster at restaurant Aux Truffes. I spoke to a few friends in Quebec and in desperation even searched for the Restaurant Aux Truffes in google, yes I was that curious and desperate! But sadly I have no idea what caused them to close and to be so "sorry for the damage that it caused." What was 'it?' 'It' Is driving me insane.

Good news though that bunch of idiots at www.tripadvisor.com can offer you all the information you need on Aux Truffes, well except for the fact that it is closed, but then it must have been or is that 'is' in their minds a reasonably good restaurant because even when closed it receives a 3.5 star rating from the people we all trust with our dinning out and holiday recommendations - oops sorry I almost said that with a straight face!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Isn't New Zealand Fun?

Isn t New Zealand Fun

Ok, so it's just a road sign, but look at it and consider the thought and hard work that went into drawing the skis.

First the sign is a million miles from civilisation (just like New Zealand some would say, though not me I hasten to add), someone stopped their car, got out, drew skis on a Kiwi (inspired by the way) and then got back in the car to drive lord knows how many miles home. And, by the way, had the presence of mind to have a black pen with them in the first place. Classic!

Speaking of Kiwi's why do they look so much better with skis fitter? Beats me!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

A poor imitation!

One Italian meal the French haven t been able to copy Reims

One Italian meal the French haven't been able to copy from a restaurant in Reims.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Wrong on every level! China.

When a translator gets it wrong in China they manage to make a complete pig's ear of the entire endeavour!

Oh deary me

Oh deary me!

No I am not depleted to mention the "folk hing" bit either, I will let you giggle at that alone!"





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



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Friday, April 04, 2014

For your complaint and pleasure!

Istanbul is a great place and I fully recommend visiting. There is a lot to see especially in the bridge and mosque line. When on a bridge whether you like the bridge or not you can call the operator and have a chat which I think is rather nice. Which is nice and thinking about it I didn't see any similar signs at the mosques I visited in between traffic jams!

Like to complain feel free in Istanbul

Or that is what I think this sign is suggesting, it was the only bit I understood anyway!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



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Thursday, April 03, 2014

The Devil made us do it

Another in my occasional series of dog shaming photographs and as a bonus here are two bad bow wows for the price of one!

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Now I have to say that personally nothing would tempt me into eating just one 'Cheez-It' whatever they are, but replace the name 'Cheez-It' for 'Prawn-It' on the box and I would be in the dog house along with Chessy and Barley the very bad dogs pictured here!

"Oh I do love me some Prawns as I would say if I came from South Carolina" (I would imagine).





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75