Monday, September 30, 2013

The delights of Belgium

I like Belgium, it is a very handy way to get from France to Holland and if you do stop in Belgium in the right place like of say Bruges you are in for a Medieval treat! As you can see here!

Bruegge

Isn't that beautiful? Mind you some of the other delicacies on offer in Belgium might not be as nice!

The Belgians probably mean something different





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Friday, September 27, 2013

Brilliant new defences at Dover Castle

Dover Castle is an enormous castle facing the English Channel and France in Kent and it has been described as the "Key to England" due to its defensive significance throughout history.

Dover Castle

The statement is a little odd really because all of the invasions which have taken place over the years have happened at other places making this extremely big "Key to England" rather pointless. But then it was built by the Kings of England who were all French at the time and renovated now and again by the most recent mob i.e. the German Kings and Queens of England which might throw some light on the thinking behind this defensive relic!

More recently following arms cuts and a general disbandment of the UK fighting forces the "Key to England" has taken on a bit of subterfuge as it defends England as noted on this door.

Neither coming nor going Dover Castle UK

Who says the British aren't clever?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, September 26, 2013

What a shame

Do you find, dear cuddly reader that the cut flowers you buy these days just don't last very long? I do and I think I have found the people responsible in Paris!

Not very long lasting

Actually the same can be said for potted plants, but I think I am onto an answer there, would you believe that potted plants don't like to be used as toilets! Yes I know it staggered me!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

What an odd sign!

That is amusing and disgusting at the same time

What can I say? 0,60 Euro cents seems quite cheap!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Poor Danish humour Vol. 27!

Poor Danish humour Vol 27

Now that just sin't funny at all is it? And I thought that the Danes were so nice didn't you?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, September 23, 2013

Facebook the truth!

I saw this and couldn't resist borrowing it!

Popular

Obviously I like it and hope you do too! I am sure it is true.

Mind you I still wonder, do you? Why face book's corporate image shows a lower case 'f' and yet when almost everyone refers to them they capitalise the 'f' I tend to think that whoever designed the corporate id was right a lower case 'f' sums them up perfectly!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, September 20, 2013

Statistical confusion

I'm a great lover…

That sounds so right I thought I would stop there, but there is more!

I'm a great lover of statistics and statistical analysis, in fact I have been know n to include graphs in my blogs that have no relevance to the content whatsoever just because they are such good looking things.

Statistical confusion

All of which means that when I saw this ad for MacDonalds I just had to share it because although I am all for statistics I do think that telling the truth either with or without them is very important, don't you dear cuddly reader?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, September 19, 2013

The Chinese can be cruel

I personally don't like cruel humour and therefore I really don't like the tone of this sign and the obvious attitude the Chinese have towards ordinary people who might be desperate to use the loo.

Seems a bit unfair but I bring a spanner China of course

Bad Chinese!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

A interesting approach to Gay Christianity!

Now Cats don't have an opinion about religion, well except for ones that seem to want to wipe out anyone who doesn't want to join their religion and wear clothes that come from the distant past and adhere to laws that do the same, no we don't go to church often if ever and on top of that Cats just aren't 'joiner' by nature, and like to live slight apart well until dinner time that is!

Anyway I liked this sign which I think reminds us that is we try we could all be a little more tolerant because in almost every cupboard there is a skeleton and we can rise above what others do if only we remember that!

V2 Anglican Church Gay People





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

A stunning use of English

Is Hertfordshire known for it's Poets? It's Wordsmiths? Any great Writers? No I don't think so and this is the reason why.

Stunning use of English Hertfordshire

By any standards this is a stunning use of English, isn't it?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, September 16, 2013

Silly Welsh shopkeeper!

In what universe does stealing the corporate image of British Airways and decorating the outside of your hair salon with it say wow I would like to have my hair cut and styled 'there' work? The answer of course is in Wales a small country that is not trying to become independent from the United Kingdom sadly!

Silly Welsh shopkeeper

As you can see Wales is a strange place where calling your hair salon "British Hairways" seems like such a good idea! Well what can a Cat say? I think the answer is 'as little as possible' don't you?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, September 13, 2013

Tunisia home of special prices

I hate it. You are on holiday somewhere like Tunisia or Morocco, where they seem to have invented pick pocketing and you spend your entire day holding your wallet in your trouser pocket or your pocketbook close to your chest and you go back to your hotel to relax only to encounter another load of crooks hoping to fleece you, oh sorry I mean another load of "amiable" people hoping to sell you stuff that not only you don't want but will fall apart in your hotel room.

Tunisia home of special prices

"You will be sure to have your money without any surprised. Thanks"

Can anyone tell me what this reassurance means?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, September 12, 2013

The French will eat anything

I wonder if after getting French horse meat whether these Caramels will be their next successful export?

The French will eat anything

The French do eat some rubbish don't they? But Nappies, opps sorry Nappées take the err Biscuit, don't they?





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

China is such an original place!

Downtown Zhongshan, China!

So original Zhongshan China

All of which makes you wonder when was the last time anyone from China, who wasn't later imprisoned, had an original idea?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

The epicentre of the apocalypse UK?

The epicentre of the apocalypse UK

Is this the place in the UK where if it is going to go wrong then it does? Or are the people just careful? I don't know, but I do know this I wouldn't stand there for long would you?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, September 09, 2013

The Poles can keep this dish

I recently went to the old non-democratic part of germany which had in the old days the unusual name of the 'German Democratic Republic' and as I 'love' germany so much I stayed in Poland which is next door and in the old days would have been a easy swim across the river Nysa (in Polish) or Neisse (in german) except for the border guards shooting at you from probably both sides!

As I was trolling around Poland trying to stay away from germany for as long as possible I happened upon this interesting little snippet on a menu.

The Poles can keep this dish

I like Polish food, I promise, it's wholesome, natural, and delicious and happily unlike the promised offering on this menu.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, September 06, 2013

Toilets for all eventualities in Kent, UK

Toilets for all eventualities in Kent

That's a relief!



About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, September 05, 2013

A rather poor play on words

A play on words Portsmouth

Honestly I don't know why the owners of the Chinese takeaway in Portsmouth, UK bothered, the Chinese do a much better job of murdering the English language than they ever could don't they!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Abu Dhabi where modesty is a half a loincloth!

Abu Dhabi where modesty is a loincloth

And by the looks of it, the loincloth doesn't have to wrap all the way around - cheeky Arabs!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, September 03, 2013

2nd floor for me please!

3rd floor for me please Suzhou China

As the sign says, if you want a "jolly good time" in Suzhou, China then head on up to the 2nd floor, I don't know what they have in mind but sometimes it is exciting just to go with the flow isn't it?





About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams





Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



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Monday, September 02, 2013

An honest French restauranteur

Here is an example of something very rare and honest French restauranteur. Usually they have to dress up rather bland food and pretend that it is magnificent cuisine when it isn't which is a pain.

Some restaurants in France are a real pain

Here the honest restauranteur has warned us in advance, bless him.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?