Friday, August 30, 2013

A Windmill isn't allowed to turn that's sad!

It's sad enough to not allow a windmill to turn, but that restriction is made to seem even worse when you discover that everything else is allowed to turn according to this sign!

A Windmill that can t turn that s sad

Poor Windmill!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Modern Britain!

As always

It must be Britain! As always!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Slovenia, where you can expect pee in your food

Slovenia is a nice place, some say the Switzerland of Eastern Europe, which is a fair comparison because I have had had some terrible means there too!

You can always expect pee in your food in Slovenia


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

What's in a name?

Well to answer the question what's in a name? I would like to draw you attention to the picture below.

This is not a Joke pen honest

I promise you this pen is not someone's idea of a little joke, the Anker Hotel exists, it is somewhere in oslo, personally I couldn't be bothered to find out where, but this is one of their pens which shows the rather unusual web address that they have chosen www.anker.no and what is wrong with that I ask you? It is definitely distinctive isn't it

Answers on a post card and as usual the best entry to this little competition will receive an epub version of my wonderful best seller 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and if the answer is really good I might even throw in an epub copy of my second book 'The Cat's Travelogue' so what are you waiting for get busy with your favourite hand! Oh dear that came out a bit wrong! Didn't it?

Actually the Anker hotel looks just as one would imagine it from the website www.anker.no (sorry couldn't resist pasting that in again tee hee) clean, neat and boring!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, August 23, 2013

Where else would a car hit a cheese bacon mushroom face?

China Where else would a car hit a cheese bacon mushroom face

Is there anywhere else in the world where a car would hit a cheese bacon mushroom face?

Of course not, this could only happen in China!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, August 22, 2013

No wonder Italy is going bust!

I think I have found the reason why Italy is going bust, they have spent too much of their folding stuff on road signs that all say the same thing, haven't they?

A delightful selection of Italian signs all say the same thing


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

How distasteful! A personal experience!

This is really rather distasteful, but then what do you expect from spammers?

Funeral

This spam was sent to me from an address that you should add to your spam filter immediately, although if you are using Gmail you might ask what is the point of doing that because the spam filter there is a fair reflection of the company - crap! Oops sorry don't usually use two bad words in a sentence 'google' and 'crap' what is the world coming too?

As far as I can tell this email is suggesting that you get rid of your family's financial burden, by reducing your funeral costs, hmm I take that to mean that they are trying to insight us to kill the oldsters in the family. That isn't very nice is it?

If you are daft enough to follow the link in the email, and I did, although I promise you I am not daft, I merely did it for research purposes, you get to a warning banner that prevents you from entering a site named 'topsearchpages.com,' which is according to the Firefox plugin WOT, which keeps you safe from nasty, creepy spammers and other internet crud has all of these features. There told you I was daft!

Warning

Who said Cat's are merely decorative and don't have a useful purpose in life? I'm useful and decorative!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

They don't mess around in the Czech Republic you know!

Just so you know who you are parked next to

It's good to know who you are parked next to isn't it! I think if I parked alongside this car and read the warning sign I would get back in, drive off and find a different parking space, wouldn't you.

Sadly even after they have paid their debt to society I don't think I would readily trust an 'Excon' so I would remove the temptation. However I think that 'branding' their cars is a little over the top.

Interesting word 'branding' isn't it. So many companies try so very hard to get their 'branding' right and fail, frankly I know a few companies to whom I would be delighted to apply a hot iron to their rear ends, what about you dear cuddly readers?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, August 19, 2013

I am rather pleased with myself!

As the title says I am rather pleased with myself.

Why is that do you ask.

Well I am just a little over the moon with myself because as I was typing 'diplomatic' I came up with an entirely new word 'Dimplomatic,' which is of course the act of 'Dimplomacy,' here it is displayed for all to see in Namibia!

Dimplomacy in Namibia

I am sure you will agree that this is not a very diplomatic sign but it does display a high degree of diplomacy doesn't it?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, August 16, 2013

Please read carefully!

As the title of this blog says - Please read this carefully, and then enter my competition.

The Chinese should be ashamed of themselves

Now what do you make of the Chinese after reading this sign, come on answer honestly, they are a bunch of perverts aren't they?

Prizes will be awarded for anyone who can say just what the step by step instructions are for, without resorting to filth and rudeness - oh I have just realised that is an impossible competition tee hee!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Have you ever been to Leicester?

A place to stay for the discerning traveller in Leicester

If you have never been to Leicester then do allow me to show you one of the better boarding establishments there.

Leicester sadly is not a travel destination for everyone, but if you go there you may come back with a lot more than you ever expected!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Not the most welcoming hotel

They do say what's in a name?

An hotel with odd benefits

Well, if what's in the name of this hotel in Japan is anything to go by, the answer is a lot!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Are there other sorts of Bees?

A confusing sign from Yorkshire

Does anyone know if there are others types of Bees? Like oh, I don't know, crawling ones!

I suppose this is just another example of the signwriter disengaging his or her brain before creating a sign, they really should be more careful shouldn't they!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, August 12, 2013

I saw this and thought mmh!

Kashmir police demonstrate new a tank. Mmmh! What a creative use of Cardboard and Cricket pads. It's obviously that the Indian's are the world leaders of the future isn't it! Although everyone has stopped talking about that these days haven't they! I wonder why, although I suppose the picture tells the story.

Kashmir police demonstrate new tank


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, August 09, 2013

Strange "nocturnal" hours

Bet you can t see much here

Do you think that the folks at Perth Zoo really know what "nocturnal" means? Or is this display dedicated to special daylight dwelling 'nocturnal' animals? Hard to say really isn't it?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, August 08, 2013

How are your Boxer Shorts? Nice and Comfy?

Ouch! Boxer Shorts to make your eyes water!

Too tight sir

These Boxer Shorts look a little too tight for me!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Now I know what a Phuket special is!

A Phuket Special

Seedy holiday destinations seem to offer so many interesting things don't they? I wonder if prince William knows he can get a personal massage here - or is that sign offering something else to someone else.

What do I know I am just a Cat happily and have no idea or interest in what you humans get up to!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, August 06, 2013

A sign of confusion

Can any Californians care to explain this sign, because they should be able to, after al they have lived with it for a few years.

Ok so I know that diving into water with rocks sticking out is not something that most people would do unless they are a little bit insane or tipsy, but if someone has jumped and below them there is water (and rocks of course) then they won't be able to follow the instructions of 50% of this sign will they?

Any Californians care to explain this sign

Isn't it enough just to say "No diving/jumping into the ocean" here? I think so don't you! Not only that if we go back to the lower portion and weather irrelevant part of the sign, they say nothing about 'diving' into the ocean as they do in the first part, so is that allowed? Can you land in the ocean if you simply dive in? And does that countermand the first portion of the sign?

You humans are as confused as your signs aren't you!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, August 05, 2013

Scotland's value system in a simple sign

Scotland s value system in a simple sign

Sometimes the picture tells the story and there is no need for words, which is a bit of a shame if you are writing a blog don't you think?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, August 02, 2013

Rude road

It's a bit like a devil may care road but in French!

It s a bit like devil may care road but ruder


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, August 01, 2013

Competitive pricing in Australia

Thats cheap for knob in Australia isn t it

That is very cheap for knob in isn't it? Although I have to say here that I'm no expert! Knob is not the sort of thing I would enjoy I expect and would prefer to leave it to the Polish and of course the Australians!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?