Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Another famous Irishman

Another famous Irishman

Marc O'Polo was an explorer wasn't he? Didn't he drink the Silk Road dry? Or something like that!

Well I suppose that is a fair achievement but don't forget there are more famous Irish explorers remember Christ O'Phercolumbus he drank his way all across America.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Dire Fashion

Where in the world can you get Dire Fashion?

Dire Fashion It must be Addis Ababa Ethiopia of course

In Addis Ababa, Ethiopia of course! Mind you I hear that they do sell some rather fetching camouflage outfits that really bring out the colour of your AK-47!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, July 29, 2013

Unique Turkish beaches

I like Turkey, the country is always warm, the people friendly and the beaches unique!

Try not to tread in it Turkey

Here is one word of warning about holidaying in Turkey if you are thinking of it. Try not to tread in the snot on the beaches in Turkey! I don't know why they have it but they do!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, July 26, 2013

Places to see in Valencia

Valencia is a pretty cool place, with some amazing buildings and a disused Formula One racing track, but there are some amazing out of the way places that shouldn't be missed if you are planning a trip.

If you visit Valencia don t forget to drop by colon fluid on the metro

Yes Colon Fluid is easy to get to on the Valencia Metro and surely something not to be missed!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, July 25, 2013

A quick wayout of Beirut

If you need to get out of Beirut fast here is the emergency exit!

If you need to get out of Beirut fast

Mind you I think you should be careful using this emergency exit if you need to get out of Beirut fast because I don't think it can be all that secret, if it has Emergency Exit painted over the top, do you!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

I like the 24 heures du Le Mans

As the title says I like Le Mans the 24 hour race, mainly because it takes place in the dark which adds a lot of excitement to an already exciting racing formula, in fact I would go as far as to say that Sports Car racing is the most exciting racing around.

There is sadly one thing that spoils the 24 hour race for me and that is the sponsor of the website where you can watch the race.

Now I am not saying that a company who makes watches should sponsor such events, in fact it seems to make a lot of sense for a time sensitive race (24 hours in this case) should be sponsored by a watch maker, but maybe they should at least watch their presentation because this years coverage of Le Mans was spoilt for me by Rolex who again managed to do something crazy with their logo - which sadly is a watch!

Rolex impressive timing Le Man website live broadcast

Isn't that bad, or are Rolex watches prone to misplacing their hands? It is possible when you consider that these watches are only expensive because of the pricing policy of the company and usually contain similar parts to other less expensive watches, a bit like Apple computers contain the same Intel (etc.) parts as PC's.

Oh and while we are on the subject of watches, who needs them now? When we have iPad, iPods and iPhones which all can tell us the time more accurately than most watches and don't even get me started on the nonsense of iWatches and other wearable technology, what a silly idea all of that that is!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

The 60's comes to China 50 years too late - man!

I just can't imagine anyone in China having a "mind trip" surely it isn't allowed is it?

The Sixties comes to China 50 years too late

Actually I would be delighted to know if "Visit to the former" is the Chinese version of the awful hippy Americanism of the 60's "far out" it must be mustn't it?

The Chinese just can't do cool,can they?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, July 22, 2013

Unfortunate lessons in China

They say that China is a mean, totalitarian state that treats its inhabitants as less than human and this sign would suggest that there is at least some truth in what they say.

It would be bad enough is this sign was at the entrance of a railway station or conference centre hotel where the lifestyle of those entering might have already been chosen, but sadly this is a sign at the entrance to a primary school, they catch them young in China, don't they.

A school sign with a stern warning China


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, July 19, 2013

Perfect English

The English aren't 'that' proud of their language you only have to look who they have lent it to over the years to prove that, but as well as Indians and Americans mugging it, the English themselves do a pretty good job as you can see below!

More perfect English

Tans in 'ere indeed!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Oh Dear! UK Holiday time.

There's a heat wave in the UK at the moment and that means that the British are having holidays at home and then turn up in droves at their local, and already over worked, Emergency Rooms with sunstroke and heat exposure rather than jetting off on holiday. Sadly the temperature in the UK is only around 30C and I wonder what would happen if the temperature got really hot?

Here is one British visitor attraction which I think I would avoid if I was on holiday in Britain and therefore stuck in a traffic jam while on my way to visit it!

That s not very convenient

That's not very convenient is it?

Why would they want to make the disabled climb into the tops of trees to use the toilets? There are some sick people around aren't there! Especially in Derbyshire, England it would seem.

Sad really because Derbyshire is such a nice place with wonderful countryside, here is a glorious example just for you dear cuddly readers.

Derbyshire Curbar Edge countryside


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

The Saudis aren't really very good at cooking!

Saudi Home Cooking

Bless them by their own admission the Saudis aren't really very good at cooking! But you have to give them a few marks for being honest as del as one for turning up!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Oh dear no! China.

Serve her right

This menu is so wrong in so many ways it confirms that the Chinese have no idea what they are talking about? Soon to be leaders of the not very free world - yeah right!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, July 15, 2013

Stale cooking in Luxemborg

In Luxembourg they don't put a lot of effort into cooking as you can see from one of the 'better' restaurants! Second-Hand food and Drinks. Gulp!

Stale cooking in Luxemborg


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, July 12, 2013

Passing other motorists on African roads!

As this sign demonstrates sometimes you need an extra bit of help when passing another motorist on African roads!

A statement on African roads

As far as I know the British are now developing roads that have a similar design and build quality to African roads.

English Potholes

Good luck passing anything on these new super roads which I believe the British Chancellor has designated "toll roads" because they take there toll on you, your car and if you are really unlucky your life!

Well done Chancellor toll roads should see Britain out of the recession!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, July 11, 2013

If you want nonsense you can always rely on the Chinese

Aren't the Chinese wonderful?

They put together so many clever things that have been designed in so many far off lands and then if they can't copy them, they steal the blueprints and make the things themselves.

If you want nonsense you can always rely on the Chinese

What a pity that the world hasn't done two things. First let them know just how hamfisted they are and how bad their 'mal-nufactured' goods are and secondly, or do I mean thirdly? Tell them that looking over someone else's shoulder and copying the designs of cars, phones, computers and so on and so forth is illegal! Probably not, and that is because we don't what the buggers to all jump up and down at the same time and send the Earth out of orbit do we!

Oh well one day maybe someone else other than a Cat will tell them the truth. Hang on, what was the last sentence of this sign all about, has someone else decided to tell them what they think of them too?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Whether at home or abroad the French are always thinking of their Dicks

And here is the evidence from Quebec!

The French at home or abroad always thinking of their rues Quebec

Bad garçon! Put it away!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Oh how nice they translated it for us - Slovenia

What a nice bunch of people the Slovenians are! They very kindly translated this road sign so that we have no doubts whatsoever concerning what it says.?

Oh how nice they translated it for us  Slovenia?

I don't think I would mind visiting Portoroz, although it's a little too built up for my taste in holiday resorts?

Portoroz?

But I don't think I will ever want to visit the other place! What about you dear cuddly reader??


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, July 08, 2013

So much that's so bad to choose from!

So much that s bad to choose from

Where do you start with this menu?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, July 05, 2013

More trains from Vietnam

But then they like trains in Vietnam

They do seem to like trains in Vietnam and have a rather odd relationship with them! This poor old broken down train appears to be empty, and yet it is obviously 'safer' (a word this is definitely rarely used in Vietnam) to hang onto the outside or sit on the roof!

What an odd bunch the Vietnamese are!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, July 04, 2013

The train arriving on platform 1 will be in your front room!

A train in your front room Hanoi Vietnam

No I couldn't believe it either! I bet you have to look both ways even when you come out of the toilet, oh sorry you are probably looking at that in the street by the looks of it!


And as for what happens in the kitchen when you want to do the washing, well I will leave this picture to explain because words fail me.

Hanoi Vietnam

One thing I do know is that people shouldn't have to live like this, it's not Bangladesh is it?

So now comes the question, would you like to live in Hanoi? Or should the question be, who allowed those houses to be built so close to a train track? Ho Chi Minh has a lot to answer for, obviously!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, July 03, 2013

Oh dear, what a dreadful name for soap!

The Arabs will believe anything

It isn't only the name of soap that is more than a little than 'off-putting,' it's what it claims it can do!

Ok I can understand a soap being "Clean & Clear" you can have opaque soaps but even this Cat can't imagine that you humans would want a 'dirty' soap! And yes I tend to agree that "Anti-Bacterial" soaps are useful.

However soap that provides an "unpleasant Odor (odour) is not really necessary and what on Earth do they mean by "Tightening?"

I have a few questions for the makers of this product here are two:

1. - Just what will the soap attempt to 'tighten?'

2. - Why would you want to tighten anything with soap? I tend to think that's what screwdrivers and spanners are for, don't you dear cuddly readers?

Oh if you would like to buy Virginity Soap, (or do I want to say if you are daft enough to want to buy this product), then pop down to Dubai's largest trading centre, the Dragon Mart, where they are selling a Virginity soap for 25 dirham a bar with the promise that it tightens muscles.

Happily I am not going to go into which muscles these naughty Dubai sales people are talking about because nice people read my blogs!

There are, or seem to be far too many bars of this nonsense soap, which promises so much but probably only delivers disappointment, on the market in the east which if you are lucky doesn't do you any harm and if unlucky might produce all sorts of problems, but I had to laugh at this particular bar of Virginity Soap, what do you dear gentle cuddly reader think about it?

Lady Diania Virginity Soap

I laughed even more when I read that this priceless soap (only 25 dirham a bar) is Non-Comedogenic which I took to mean, initially, something to do with Dog Genes, and until I looked up what 'Comedogenic' really means.

Apparently 'Comedogenic' describes something that has a tendency to clog, like a cream that gets stuck in your pores. So at least if you are going to plaster this rubbish over your skin you won't be able to see the results!

You know I would like to know why do manufacturers use words like that!

Just look on the side of a Shampoo bottle, any Shampoo bottle will do in fact and you will see one ingredient that appears time and again 'Aqua' all of which means that the Shampoo manufacturer wouldn't like you to know that they use water in the making of your Shampoo, personally I would be relieved to know they use water and not say, oh I don't know, Sulphuric Acid!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Randy!

Down Pussy  Italy

Down Pussy! No wait, what am I saying this is Cat litter how can it possibly make a Cat 'randy' I am a cat, I use Cat litter and it doesn't have that effect on me.

Mind you I am not Italian. So is it only Italian Cats that are effected in this way?

Maybe it also effects Italian politicians and if it does that would explain a lot about this fat Cat wouldn't it? Still at least this one is going to be out of the loop for a while, I hope he can keep his hands to himself, because where he is going he will need too!

Italian pm


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?