Friday, June 28, 2013

The UK - not open for business

The fool that runs the finances in the UK says that the UK is open for business! I think that this picture tells a rather different story, and I believe it's called 'the truth!' It appears that the UK is not only not open for business it isn't into training either!

The UK  not open for business


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, June 27, 2013

A special place in Haywards Heath, Sussex

Well now I know where Angelina Jolie got some of her children from. Yes the Christmas nearly new baby sale in Haywards Heath Sussex, in the south of the UK.

For all your nearly new baby requirements

If you need a nearly new baby and you want one that isn't dented or is not very appealing I suggest you get to the Franklands Village Hall promptly at 13.00 because it would seem that the sale only lasts for an hour and a half!

Does anyone know what happens to the nearly new babies that aren't sold? Poor things, fancy being rejected so often at such an early age! I wonder what it does to them, maybe that is where politicians come from?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Denis - the French think the world of him!

Denis he was always ernest

Have you ever wondered who is the greatest hero of the French nation? Wonder no more, it is good old Denis of course an ernest chap if ever there was one!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

What's in a name?

In answer to the question posed by this blog's title. Quite a lot really and to prove that here is Denmark's entry into the Unfortunate Place Names competition!

Unfortunate place names  Denmark s entry

Go for it Denmark!

Just one question! What has a Dog on a lead got to do with the name of the town? Or is that it's mascot.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, June 24, 2013

So that is where babies come from!

Simple isn't it?

So that is where babies come from

And for those of you who don't know much in the way of Italian I will translate (well to the best of my ability, I am a Cat after all!)

'Sanitaria Profumeria' means literarily 'health perfumery!' What that actually is I don't know and so I suggest that you draw your own conclusions!

Personally I think it's a place that idiots frequent to purchase very expensive and utterly useless 'health' products and all sorts of other pointless nonsense like Homeopathic Medicine and daft vitamins that they don't need. I bet you could who that you will bump into prince Charles in one, or indeed some other flake in one. Which is one of the reasons he probably will never get the promotion to king a promotion he has coveted for many a long year!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Something to chew on from New Zealand

Something to chew on

Now I defy anyone to shout out "Ox Penis - oh my favourite, yummy!"

Happily I have been told that Ox Penis is not the national dish of New Zealand it just occasionally thrusts its way onto some menus!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Sri Lanka's most addictive food

Only in India and Sri Lanka could 'Smak' be described as "full of natural goodness!"

Sri Lanka s most addictive food

Makes you wonder doesn't it!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Oh dear where do I begin?

Sometimes you see a sign or in this case a menu, you read it and have one of those Homer Simpson moments.

Oh dear where do I begin

Duh!

Tack Attacked with Mushrooms of thistle and ham, must be a Scottish delicacy! And as for Trowel of lamb I bet all the bricklaying sheep are up in arms about their trowels being used like that.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, June 17, 2013

Sorry what's that about noodles?

Sorry what s that about noodles

Me no understandy!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, June 14, 2013

Poor Zebra is ill

Some signs speak for themselves don't they! Obviously the Zebra is crossing the road to got the the dreaded 'Vetman.' Poor thing!

Poor thing


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Straight talking tourist information

In New Zealand they don't want to waste your time with flowery tales of tourist attractions and other such fluff and nonsense, they give you down to earth information you can process immediately.

Straight talking New Zealand tourist information


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Anything goes in Pembrokeshire

It's a mad frisky world on the Welsh borders where anything goes, as this sign warns you can expect to see "Kayakers in the road." You'd think they would use lakes, or rivers or even streams wouldn't you, between you and me I think Kayaking would be a lot easier on any sort of water.

Oh yeah I suppsoe anything goes in Pembrokshire

Still if you think Pembrokeshire is wild, you wait until you cross the border into Wales!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Oxford's Literary Genius

Oxford s Literary Genius

I have a feeling that whatever the Oxford & Cherwell Valley College is it isn't a traditional 'Oxford' college surely an Oxford college grad would spell the word 'parking' consistently!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, June 10, 2013

Screaming Mushrooms - a Peruvian delicacy

Would you like to eat something that's really different? Well you are in luck if you happen to be close to a Peruvian restaurant because you might be lucky enough to happen upon one that serves the rather oddly named Mushroom Scream (also available in Asparagus flavour).

Scream all you like Juliaca Peru

But if either Mushroom or Asparagus Scream is not for you then I suggest you try the item at the top of the menu, "Stuffed Advocates with Chicken and Potato," I don't know what the dish is like, but I do know that in many countries around the world an Advocate is a lawyer and they all need stuffing don't they?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, June 07, 2013

Word play in Florida

Word play and more in Florida

Ok so it is an old one, but it is 'Florida!'


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, June 06, 2013

Germany says goodbye to an old friend.

The longest word in the German language is about to disappear! That's right grab a hanky and wave goodbye to 'Germany's longest word - Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz' because soon, all too soon some say, the 63-letter long title of a law regulating the testing of beef, will officially ceased to exist.

"How can they do that?" One might ask and the reply probably would be, "what do you mean?" "Be daft enough to have a language that allows a word that is 63 letters in length or just get rid of a word overnight?"

And the answer would be! "Who cares?" This Cat is confident that the drawn hankies will only be used to wave goodbye and not need tumble drying after saying cheerio to this bizarre word, because all of the eyes in the audience will be dry.

Here is a reward for trying to get your tongue round this idiot of a noun 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz'a picture of something you probably would prefer to get your tongue around, to say nothing of your teeth into!

Beef

I am confident that this juicy chunk of "Rindfleisch" pictured above (or beef steak to us normal people) was fully inspected and approved by the people working under the 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz'law.

Happily the longest word ever to have been dreamed up by the tortured minds of the Germans 'Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft' is no longer used, which is not to say that the 'Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft' or 'Association for Subordinate Officials of the Head Office Management of the Danube Steamboat Electrical Services.' has ceased to exist they just call themselves the 'ASOHOMDSES' it is for you dear reader to decide if that is better than an 80 letter word of course.

Mark Twain was right when he said that. "Some German words are so long that they have a perspective."

All of which makes us English speakers just a little wanting in the long lettered word stakes the longest word in the Oxford English Dictionary is 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' and at a mere 45 letters is a bit pathetic especially when you know that a word that was 'created' especially to describe a disease and didn't enter the language in the way that 'normal' words do.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

The mysterious side of flooding

I probably have said this before but humans are a strange collection of misfits and crazy. In Prague recently we have had some floods as you might know from yesterday's blog of the sinking guru, but I do think that this 'flood defence' (picture below) takes the biscuit for madness to say nothing of ambition, naturally it comes from England.

Flood defenceNorfolk

Here for those of you interested is the Czech version of a flood defence structure in use successfully this week as we started to drown in too much rain.

Flood Czech Version

Speaking of my blog yesterday, here is an updated picture of the Guru person. How mysterious! Just goes to show where praying gets you! I think he would have done better by planting his throne on the riverside and shouting "HALT!" don't you. Oh that didn't work for England's first christian monarch poor old King Canute, which is where I suppose you get the expression from - "you silly Canute!"

Guru update


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Spelling and Grammar are important!

There has been a lot of coverage in the newspapers recently describing spelling as one of the most -important skills needed today and how all of the influences of text (and or what is called these days 'internet')speak and auto corrections in mobile apps is changing our spelling and grammar for the worse.

Obviously when working for the Brighton Argus a newspaper based in sunny Brighton, Sussex, England spelling isn't really very important at all.

Spelling Is The Most Important Skill Needed When Working For The Brighton Argus

Although this is probably not the best place to mention my translator's brother Roger who was a wonderful person and excellent brother I am going too anyway, because Roger was a journalist of some repute and hated poor grammar and terrible spelling. Nine years ago today Roger decided to prompt an obituary on the cover of the regional newspaper he was working for at the time.

So if you do drink do please raise a glass to Roger Woodcock because quite simply if he was here now he would knock a few back with you, ladies and gentlemen I give you the one and only RW.

Rog

We will never see his like again!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, June 03, 2013

It's a bit wet here!

As you can see from the picture below here in Prague we don't have a water shortage, just the opposite in fact!

Flooding

Mind you I do think that someone should tell the chap in the picture that praying isn't going to do any good, oh! and that his frock is wet.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?