Tuesday, April 30, 2013

One law for us and one for them!

As any mother to be can tell you when you are shopping for your new off-spring life can be difficult especially when you live in London and are the size of a cuddly Hippo. Public transport and the (not very) 'good' people of London can, and regularly do, make life difficult and don't even get me discussing parking wardens, and that fact is true, oh except for the royals as the picture below demonstrates.

Parking suspended for all  except the royals of course

If you just happen to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth to say nothing of enormous family wealth and estates, or you have been living in sin with a royal and eventually decide to marry him then life is so very different. Before you pop out to the shops the London police will suspend all of the parking bays in front of any of the shops you decide to visit and ordinary people will turned away while you are gracing those shops in question, even if you don't buy anything.

To my way of thinking this sort of behaviour is just not very 21st century is it? Why should there be one law for some people and one for all of the others?

Mmmh the spellchecker suggested that I might like to ask "Why should there be one law for some people and one for all of the Otters?" And I think that is a valid point, though hardly relevant here tee hee.

But seriously you have to ask yourself, 'what has this woman done' to be given such special treatment? Is she a leading peacemaker, a top politician, someone who has achieved something in life' and the answer is NO! Much to the embarrassment of all concerned she has appeared topless in newspapers around the world - which was awful and not even apologised to the British public who pay for her extravagant lifestyle, she has as I said above lived with a royal and then held on long enough to get married to him, although he seemed less than keen, and now she is pregnant, gosh! I hope my kittens achieve more than that!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, April 29, 2013

A naff Pageant?

The English like to think that they have some of the best history in the world and that alone should be enough to entice loads of tourists to spend far too much money visiting what is essentially a rather tatty run down country full of some of the poorest people in Europe.

One of the 'treasures' of England is the Royal family which comprise some of the wealthiest people in Europe who occasionally are persuades to perform for the tourists and their supporters. These performances take the form of 'events' and are spread through the year so that attending doesn't interfere with the Royal family's holiday arrangements.

Transport for London likes a good Pageant

On odd occasions there is a big costly event arranged to mark an anniversary, these expensive 'events' are paid for by the overburdened taxpayer, the most recent was the queen's diamond jubilee, in days gone by when the royal family meant something to the majority of the English population these events had some point now even the authorities are less than enthusiastic because of the problems caused to traffic flow and a Pageant becomes a "Padgent" whatever that is! Funny how transport for London managed to spell "NO STOPPING" correctly!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Friday, April 26, 2013

Oh dear!

I suggest that you try not to think about this sign too much.

Try not to over think this one


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Is this yet another soap on a rope?

Yet another soap on a rope

You humans do have some very strange ideas for product names don't you?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

There's never a fisherman around when you need one is there!

There s never a fisherman around when you need one

Seems a bit tough, I didn't know that fishing was such an exclusive past time, I was wrong obviously!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Chinese have a strange attitude towards fish

You know the Chinese have a rather odd view of fish if this sign is to be believed it says quite clearly that they think fish are fun but don't want you to feed them! How odd is that?

The Chinese Think Fish Are Fun But Don t Want You To Feed Them

What is wrong with feeding fish? I am surprised there are any left in China if they all have this odd attitude.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Special parking for pensioners

Special parking for pensioners in North Carolina.

Special Parking for Pensioners North Carolina

That should stop the wring lies from moaning, but not for long I expect!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Only In California!

I like California it is a sunny interesting place full of interesting people and they have psychics of course!

Only In California


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Now I Have Heard Everything

Now I Have Heard Everything

Just one thing, well two things bother me about this sign, apart from jumping sharks of course and I bet they can be more than a little bothersome and that is the two icons at the bottom.

If anyone told you that there were a bunch of extremely fit and probably very active sharks in the water near you would you even consider diving in and then swimming, now I am just a Cat but I know I wouldn't, but you humans can be so um… what is the word I am looking for… dumb? No… silly? No… idiotic yes! Can't you!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, April 15, 2013

I am all for a fillet of fish - but this mmh!

A little known Greek speciality

Yes as the title says I am all for a fillet of fish (except the Macdonalds one of course) but I think that this little known Greek speciality is taking fish eating and indeed us fish eaters just a little too far down the culinary road, don't you?

They seem to be behaving almost like Jamie Oliver in their desperate attempts to excite our taste buds.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Octopus etiquette from California

Octopus etiquette from California why do they need to be told

Just two questions here!

Why do humans want to flash an Octopus? And why do they need to be told not to in the first place?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

And I thought that New Zealanders were tame Aussies

For those of us who thought that New Zealanders were tame Aussies, who are are more polite, and have less of a beery laddish nature think again!

All in the best possible taste New Zealand

Just imagine a Funeral Director near you, (and if you live in Arrowtown, New Zealand you don't have to imagine), who offers two really dreadful puns on his advertising billboards the strap line "for all those dead ends" and then the free phone number "0800 GAMEOVER" you can't right and neither can I I want to be buried (in the very distant future) by people who think that dying is not the best thing to happen this month and are a bit (even if it is prevent) sad about the whole venture.

And worse did you see where this billboard is placed, yes on a Bowling Green and though I give the Arrowtown Funeral parlour full marks for addressing their almost immediate audience I also find advertising to them in this manner a little troubling don't you?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Tuesday, April 09, 2013

I love Italian cooking!

What the title of this blog says is true! "I love Italian cooking!" Especially when it's cooked by Italians or and I blush here - ME!

But what I dislike is Italian food cooked by people who have little or no understanding about the simplicity that makes it so nice. That's simplicity of cooking, ingredients added to a flare for cooking, that on the surface at least, makes each dish an Italian cooks look so easy to prepare, unlike some other European cooks who seem to think that the more complicated a dish the better and yes I am pointing my paw at French cooking here!

Will the herpes be chopped

I was wondering though, will the herpes be chopped?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it's my wonderful first book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

Monday, April 08, 2013

Who says that Bahrain is not a progressive country?

As the title asks "who says that Bahrain is not a progressive country?" Because it just isn't true, now that the arab spring has gone a bit rusty tens if not dozens of social improvements can be seen in and around Bahrain as any visitor could see for themselves if they were able.

But there is one area of social reformation in Bahrain that is world beating - hair care products, yes that's right Bahrain is the first Muslim country in the world to line its chemist's shelves with the latest L'Oreal '100 lashes Shampoo and Conditioner line.' From today you can buy these products and try it in public!

A shag in public in Bahrain

This correspondent understands that a full range of (Koran approved) full range of probiotic adulterous Yoghurts drinks, to say nothing of an amazing collection of blasphemous breakfast cereal, is coming soon to Bahrain.

I bet that the Bahrainis can't wait for those examples of social improvements to hit the streets and would give their right arm for more!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Friday, April 05, 2013

The charms of Belize

Belize is a country located on the north eastern coast of Central America. Belize is bordered to the north by Mexico, to the south and west by Guatemala and to the east by the Caribbean Sea.

Belize1

Belize is known for its September Celebrations, and is the birthplace of chewing gum and Punta Rock, and before you ask to see a picture of Punta Rock expecting it to be similar to the peppermint flavoured stuff sold in English seaside resorts, because the original chewing gum was peppermint flavoured, I have to tell you that Punta Rock is a form of rock music.

On August 10, 2010 the government of Belize declared that 7,000 acres of key Jaguar habitat between Belize City and Belmopan, would be a protected area which is good news for Jaguars in the region but not everywhere else sadly.

Jaguar Sanctuary in Belize

Belize is the only country in the area where English is the official language, although Kriol and Spanish are more commonly spoken which might explain this sign, but then again...

Confusing Belize Airport


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams


Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Thursday, April 04, 2013

Poor Pati and her frozen parts

Pati s Parts

Poor Pati her parts were so good that they frozen them and then bagged them and now you can buy them all over the world, well the Czech republic at least. I understand that the 'TEX MEX' flavour is natural.

Sorry I have to stop now because I have just thought how the last sentence could be interrupted - Poor Pati!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams


Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

The funny side of air conditioning from Spain

The funny side of air conditioning in Spain

I have to say that I really like the attitude of the Spanish, they are so horribly mired in Euro debt that the Germans saddled them with, unemployment is at dangerous levels and they have to admit that the city of Benidorm and all of its awful British expats is within their national boundaries but still they smile.

Yes the Spanish are great and do try to make everything they do fun, just read the notice to people using air conditioning (above), imagine a temperature of "desire" and using it to get up to "fun speed" ohh! it's sending shivers down my backbone just thinking about it, what about you?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams


Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Strange Bedfellows

Look what's in the Arcade Games section of Apple's online 'App' store!

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'Quran Learn Light' followed by 'Strike Fighters Israel.' Is Apple trying to tell us something?


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock's brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called 'The Trams of Prague'

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague - Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams


Don't forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator's heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes - what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the 'i's'?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it's called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.



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