Friday, November 30, 2012

A Woman from Rye, Sussex, England

DECLARED INTEREST

I have to say that I do know this lady from Rye, Sussex, but I stress I didn't know there was a lane named after her!

I know here but I didn t knwo there was a lane named after her





Don't miss my Kickstarter Project

For a limited time only, as they say, you can help with what has been described as the best Kickstarter project ever, namely The Cat's 3D Animated Movie Project.

Yes that's right if you click here MY KICKSTARTER PROJECT you can help yourself to a piece of what will be movie history. I'm making a trailer for my up coming movie and I really need your help! Give as much as you like for wonderful and valuable rewards.

Sadly we live in a suspicious world so if you send this link to a friend you might like to use this one to show that there isn't any funny business involved, there never is on my blog or site but then only you and I know that don't we!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1316679464/getting-out-animated-3d-short-film-trailer

They can paste it into their browser and go straight to my 3D animated movie project page on Kickstarter.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Announcing your own end!

There is something rather sad about this poor little 'A' board standing alone and proud outside of a shop in Royston, Hertfordshire and it isn't that it lives in Royston, Hertfordshire, I think, though it could be that of course!

Announcing your own end

No I the sad thing about this 'A' board is the fact that it appears to be announcing its own demise, which must be a terrible thing to have to do.

I wonder what the poor have little 'A' board will do next? Probably become a Pixar movie, they all seem to be getting a little alike these days if you ask me and the 'A' board looks a bit like 'Wall-E', but then I have to declare an interest in the quality of 3D animated movies, I want to make my own and need shed loads of cash, but nowhere near as much as Pixar, Disney and the other studios seem to spend I have to say.

It crossed my mind the other day that there is something wrong with the size of 3D animated and indeed 2D animated movies especially when I heard that mine would cost a mere $30 million.

Now I am not saying that $30 million is peanuts, that would be stupid and only worth of a Dog, no it is a fortune, but in comparison to what Disney, Pixar and Dreamworks claim to spend on their movies it's one third yes you read that right, which all goes to show that my movie is going to be incredible value for money and better still I can make two more for the price of 'Brave,' 'Shrek,' 'Tangled' or any of those other 'winners.'

Who knows if the trend I am setting catches on you might get cheaper Movie Theatre seats and less expensive Popcorn - who said I am only dreaming?

Actually I don't think I am dreaming, surely anyone making a movie should get paid for its success and not as the case seems to be these days for 'making' the damn thing, this sort of thing leads to too many real turkeys getting through the wire doesn't it? Which means that worst of all, you the movie going public, pay the best part of a couple of days wages to take your kids and some of their friends to the movies and fill them up on all of the over priced goodies available in the foyer like the aforementioned Popcorn, Nachos, Hot Dogs and then cold drinks to say nothing of Pick'n Mix.

Did you know that 'foyer' in French also means 'hearth' which frankly is where a lot of 3D animated movies should be consigned too, except mine when it is finished of course.





Don't miss my Kickstarter Project

For a limited time only, as they say, you can help with what has been described as the best Kickstarter project ever, namely The Cat's 3D Animated Movie Project.

Yes that's right if you click here MY KICKSTARTER PROJECT you can help yourself to a piece of what will be movie history. I'm making a trailer for my up coming movie and I really need your help! Give as much as you like for wonderful and valuable rewards.

Sadly we live in a suspicious world so if you send this link to a friend you might like to use this one to show that there isn't any funny business involved, there never is on my blog or site but then only you and I know that don't we!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1316679464/getting-out-animated-3d-short-film-trailer

They can paste it into their browser and go straight to my 3D animated movie project page on Kickstarter.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

American English

Look I know that Americans speak English but sometimes I wonder is that enough? And do they all speak English.

This sign from Virginia would tend to suggest that it isn't, is it?

Americans speak English but is that enough





Don't miss my Kickstarter Project

For a limited time only, as they say, you can help with what has been described as the best Kickstarter project ever, namely The Cat's 3D Animated Movie Project.

Yes that's right if you click here MY KICKSTARTER PROJECT you can help yourself to a piece of what will be movie history. I'm making a trailer for my up coming movie and I really need your help! Give as much as you like for wonderful and valuable rewards.

Sadly we live in a suspicious world so if you send this link to a friend you might like to use this one to show that there isn't any funny business involved, there never is on my blog or site but then only you and I know that don't we!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1316679464/getting-out-animated-3d-short-film-trailer

They can paste it into their browser and go straight to my 3D animated movie project page on Kickstarter.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

And I thought 'love-ins' were for hippies, not party members!

Is this photograph proof that the Chinese are really beginning too relax and let their hair down?

A place to avoid in China

Oh I do hope not! Don't you "Love in Allin" sounds ever so messy doesn't it?





Don't miss my Kickstarter Project

For a limited time only, as they say, you can help with what has been described as the best Kickstarter project ever, namely The Cat's 3D Animated Movie Project.

Yes that's right if you click here MY KICKSTARTER PROJECT you can help yourself to a piece of what will be movie history. I'm making a trailer for my up coming movie and I really need your help! Give as much as you like for wonderful and valuable rewards.

Sadly we live in a suspicious world so if you send this link to a friend you might like to use this one to show that there isn't any funny business involved, there never is on my blog or site but then only you and I know that don't we!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1316679464/getting-out-animated-3d-short-film-trailer

They can paste it into their browser and go straight to my 3D animated movie project page on Kickstarter.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Monday, November 26, 2012

This is a bit disturbing

According to this picture they'll look after your gun, bomb and magician's wand in Bali!

They ll look after your bomb Bali

There are some worrying customs and practices around the world which this Cat finds rather off putting, (but then to be frank humans in general as a little off putting to Cats), and the one above is yet another!





Don't miss my Kickstarter Project

For a limited time only, as they say, you can help with what has been described as the best Kickstarter project ever, namely The Cat's 3D Animated Movie Project.

Yes that's right if you click here MY KICKSTARTER PROJECT you can help yourself to a piece of what will be movie history. I'm making a trailer for my up coming movie and I really need your help! Give as much as you like for wonderful and valuable rewards.

Sadly we live in a suspicious world so if you send this link to a friend you might like to use this one to show that there isn't any funny business involved, there never is on my blog or site but then only you and I know that don't we!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1316679464/getting-out-animated-3d-short-film-trailer

They can paste it into their browser and go straight to my 3D animated movie project page on Kickstarter.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Friday, November 23, 2012

News from The Cat's big news department

It has been a long time in coming but that is the way of big news they tell me, and so without further ado, to get all Shakespearian, I would like to tell my dear cuddly readers my big news.

From today you can all help me reach my funding goal on MY KICKSTARTER PROJECT

Kickstarter logo light

Yes that's right Kickstarter took one look at my proposal to make a 3D animated short film/trailer of my first book "Getting Out Excerpts from a Cat's Diary" in three easy steps and jumped at the chance to be part of what will become a significant moment in entertainment history, even though I do say so myself!

If you want to get involved and I would be astonished if you don't, then do click here MY KICKSTARTER PROJECT and hurry over to my Kickstarter page with your credit card and choose a backing option that is right for you and become part of something that you will be able to look back on for the rest of your life and say "yes" to your grandchildren, "I was part of the Cat's 3D animated short film/trailer project which eventually became the most acclaimed feline 3D animated short film ever."

Something that is really extra wonderful is that you can see if you pop over to MY KICKSTARTER PROJECT a little 3D movie test that we made for the Kickstarter launch, the movie was produced on software that is so last year, (in fact it was three years old) that we had to use a stunt Cat because I only want to be animated in 3D by the latest software, something we will be doing with the backers money of course. And it is going to be great because the movie is pretty wonderful you have to admit, so just think what I am going to look like when animated in the latest software.

And please don't forget to tell all of your friends about this marvellous opportunity and don't stop there, tell people you bump into in the street, shopkeepers and anyone you meet, in fact you have my permission to use this wonderful opportunity as a conversation starter.

So if you have a minute, or should I put that another way, if you are bored at work with nothing to do, why not click over to MY KICKSTARTER PROJECT page now and take a look.

There you'll see that it isn't just a case of you parting with money, oh no Kickstarter doesn't work like that, for any sum you give you get a reward, some are digital and a lot are physical like a copies of my books signed personally by me, or how about a prawn/shrimp buffet and a private screening? I know they're fantastic rewards aren't they.

Even Kickstarter said they were some of the best rewards they have seen since they set up shop in 2009 and don't forget the most important thing, not it isn't that you are helping a brilliant Cat make a dream come true for so many of his readers, it is this, using your credit card isn't like using real money is it?





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving

The card says it all!

The Cat Portrait2





Don't miss my Kickstarter Project

For a limited time only, as they say, you can help with what has been described as the best Kickstarter project ever, namely The Cat's 3D Animated Movie Project.

Yes that's right if you click here MY KICKSTARTER PROJECT you can help yourself to a piece of what will be movie history. I'm making a trailer for my up coming movie and I really need your help! Give as much as you like for wonderful and valuable rewards.

Sadly we live in a suspicious world so if you send this link to a friend you might like to use this one to show that there isn't any funny business involved, there never is on my blog or site but then only you and I know that don't we!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1316679464/getting-out-animated-3d-short-film-trailer

They can paste it into their browser and go straight to my 3D animated movie project page on Kickstarter.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

The Big Announcement/News

Today I launched a project on the world famous crowd funding website

The project has been created to fund the making of a 3D animated short film of my much loved first book "Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary." It would be really wonderful if you could click along to my page on Kickstarter: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1316679464/getting-out-animated-3d-short-film-trailer and drop a few coins in my hat so to speak, and in return you'll receive some very special rewards.

So thank you all in advance my dear cuddly readers, I know you are all so wonderful and wonderfully generous and tougher we can make the best 3D animated Cat movie ever.

If you click on the picture it will take you to a little short 3D test that we did a while ago using rather old software, I personally can't wait to see what we can do with your help and the latest 3D animation software.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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That old chestnut

That old chestnut

It is amazing the number of photographs, from all over the world, I get sent that show a variety of instant spicy noodle soup that has a name like the one in the picture.

I therefore find it incredible that the entire world seems obsessed with err…, um… how can I put this - spicy noodle soup.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Lego software is 'edumacational!'

I am a great believer in educational software - but not this one!

Lego software is edumacational init

And we all thought Lego was suppose to be good for kids, obviously we'll have to think again this Christmas won't we?





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Monday, November 19, 2012

Poor translation

Mmh Dancing "trippingly" they have such a way with words in China or do they?

You know I think I have seen the phrase to "dance trippingly" before on a different sign, which either means that the Chinese translator who translated the pure rubbish below was used to create the other sign I have seen (though where?) or there are a couple of Chinese words that when translated into English become "dance trippingly?"

Dancing  trippinly they have been learning from China

But what do they really mean? I can't think, can you dear cuddly reader? Does it mean that we are going to glide across the floor, or is it code for the invasion?

Who knows what a nation who don't use capital letters or full stops can get up to?





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Friday, November 16, 2012

Eyelash horror

Well I m not giving them any

I saw this sign and thought that is it one of the most dreadful things, announcements and practices I have ever heard of.

Don't get me wrong I am all for beauty and I really enjoy my own personal 'mirror' time, but surely there should be limits to what humans are allowed to do in their quest for beauty.

But using Cat eyelash extensions takes the Custard Cream (biscuit) and after a long and pleasant study of my eyelashes during today's mirror time I have to say that although my eyelashes are much like me - very good looking, they are a bit on the short side, so how many Cat Eyelashes does a humans need for an extension?

Makes you think, then shudder doesn't it?





ARE YOU READY AND STRAPPED IN FOR THE CAT'S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT NEXT WEEK? I HOPE SO! IT IS GOING TO BE SO BIG THAT I AM ALMOST TEMPTED TO TELL YOU NOW, BUT I PROMISED I WOULDN'T DARN IT!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Thursday, November 15, 2012

Newspapers print too much football news in England

English newspapers believe that sport helps to sell newspapers and it probably does, but sadly they seem to think that there is only one sport - football and tend concentrate on it to the exclusion of all other sport.

As this picture from today's Independent online (a national newspaper in the UK) proves click here and have a gasp for yourself.www.independent.co.uk

Too much football in England

It is a shame that there isn't much coverage given to other sports in England which are just as popular and far more exciting, like oh! Say Motor Racing and if they have to publish so much rubbish about football and indeed footballers may be the newspapers could use the right column headlines? Just a thought!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."



And now to pay the rent - sorry about this but if you click one of these little pictures someone sends me cash and that means I can keep my blogs going, seems like a good deal to me!





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Well at least it omits the word 'DANGER'

One of the least attractive features of the English countryside is the number of pointless road signs and indeed signs in general.

The single worst aspect of this fact is unfortunately as England has become, daily it would seem, a bigger and bigger 'Nanny State' local governments and literarily anyone who has spare cash to burn has erected a sign.

There is, as you can see from this one below, little point to the signs which usually state the obvious (or "bleeding obvious" as I heard the Vicar say).

Currently the valiant, but useless Don (Quixote) Cameron, Prime Minister of the UK has said that his government will do everything they can to stamp out useless signs and I expect there is a sign posted on a billboard somewhere saying just that!

You don t say





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

It seems like a week for picking on India - cont'd!

The advertising industry in India is in what you might, if you were being more than generous, call "it's infancy and should be cut some slack," but if you said that surely wouldn't you just be either wrong or offering an excuse for downright lies especially in this case!

Indian advertising legal decent honest and truthful

"Magic bed sheets" indeed!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Automation goes too far in China

Well would you credit it the Chinese, famous for their love of production lines and automation have finally come up with the automated creation of children. A process that obviously takes all of the pain, moaning and groaning out of conception, pregnancy and giving birth.

From concept to conception Yuxian China

And by the looks of it you can watch TV as your new born is delivered which is nice, it will help pass the time, though I do wonder what they were thinking about when they added the 'lobby' switch!

Oh come on what am I saying, I 'wonder' about the all the switches, although the TV one is ok I suppose if you like that sort of thing. But then you have to think to yourself do the silly sods think that instead of watching TV while arranging a birth you should broadcast it.

By flicking that switch does it mean you go 'live' to the nation? Well I don't know do I! I'm just a Cat happily and don't understand humans, especially their odd cousins on the other side of the Great Wall.

One thing you can say about the Great Wall and its builders is that they really knew what they were doing keeping the sods on the 'other' side of it, didn't they?





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Monday, November 12, 2012

I promise you I didn't make this up

I promise you I didn't make this up, photoshop, manipulate, alter, or change this imagine in any way whatsoever. It is just how the idiot Indians sign wrote it.

Yes that's right, the nation who says that it's first language is English managed to come up with the strangest name for the undercover police department of the Indian town of Alappuzha and honestly they did that all on their own, silly sods!

I promise you I didn t make this up India

It occurred to me that you might like to know more about Alappuzha, the place the local government call the "Venice of the East," a quote that they stole from the English explorer and Tiger murderer Lord Curzon, but then again you might not!

Lord Curzon Hunting 1901

If you do then here is a link Venice of the East. If you don't I understand completely and we'll move on.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Friday, November 09, 2012

India where anything can happen

I wonder if Monkey's have a similar sign somewhere?

India where anything can happen

In any civilised country they would ensure that the terrace is fenced off from the Monkeys, but that would be too much for the country that believes it is going to be a world leader one day, all of which goes to show that the Indians are as daft as the Chinese doesn't it?





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Thursday, November 08, 2012

Legalise lost in translation from the original Turkish

Well here it is the translators and the signwriters have got together and come up with the perfect contract which combines one of the worst translations in the history of mankind and enough legalise to sink a moderately prices super yacht .

As the last sentence suggests I think we should call this masterpiece of nonsense a "fool service" contract don't you?

Fool service contract

Just incase you are wondering, the Russian translation is just as bad as the English and I rather think that the original Turkish wasn't up to much in the first place son't you?





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Evidence of the recession a la France

We all know that fiscal this and budgetary that are tight, goodness our respective (though not respectable) governments around the world tell us that everyday even though we don't need telling because the evidence is in our pocketbooks already.

But in France things seem to have got much worse all of a sudden. The picture below shows the latest form or public transportation being pressed into service now that the French can't afford to replace their ageing buses, a second world war tank.

French Public transport Omaha Beach

Goodness knows exactly what they will use instead of the Paris Metro, stay tuned in and I will let you know as soon as I find out! I have to say that the speculation is delicious and my money is on Elephants.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Penrith - where men's dreams can come true!

Sucked off

A doggie friend of mine sent me the picture above and because Teagan is a 'nice' friend she didn't want to use this picture on her blog because her blog is about walks in the lovely Dorset countryside and all sorts of other gentle country practices.

As you know if you are a dear cuddly reader my blog is a little different to Teagan's and I like this sort of thing - no silly not the practice advertised on the sign but pictures which demonstrate signwriter's mind fade and that can make you laugh at other's silliness.

Incidentally, Penrith (the town mentioned in the railway station sign) was the one of the locations for a marvellous movie 'Withnail and I' if you haven't seen it you should and soon, it is in my opinion one of the funniest movies ever made.

Withnail and I

To read more about there movie have a look at Wikipedia here Withnail and I on Wikipedia and if you want to just take my word for granted then you can buy a copy of the movie here at good old Amazon.com Withnail and I at Amazon it will make a great Christmas stocking filler or just a little reward to yourself for being one of the nicest people you know!

Mind you if you want to help me earn a crust or Prawn then do click the picture link below which will take you to Amazon.com. In fact it will take you to the most economic (cheapest) copy I could find of this must have movie. Obviously there is no pressure to click the picture link, it isn't as though your dear good friend The Cat is dying for Prawns, but they are like him - rather nice! Aren't they and everyone deserves a treat sometimes don't they?

Lastly if you want to visit Teagan's blog here is a link Teagan Times I think that Teagan's blog has some of the nicest pictures of a black Spaniel you can find and some interesting facts about the countryside in Dorset, all of which makes her blog a rather good read.

Gosh that was a lot of links. I don't like to add a lot of links to my blog as you know so this must be a special edition. The main reason I don't add many links is that writing in HTML gives me a headache but today is a special case. Of course I have checked all of the links to make sure they work, except the buy from Amazon one and the only reason for doing that is that I have a feeling that a Cat could get himself into hot water by clicking the nice picture to see if it works and getting paid for it.

I believe that was a practice that hit Google and their pay for click ads a few years ago when millions of Chinese, and other shady characters earned a fortune by just clicking ads. Naughty Tiddlies!





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

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