Christmas is coming and I know that it should never be mentioned before my birthday which is not for a month actually (hint hint) but I am always a sucker for a bargain aren't you and look what I have found!
Wow! Now that's great value in any currency don't you agree. By the way if you do agree I shall have 'them' send a person around in a white coat immediately for you.
Mind you now that we are on the subject of Christmas there probably isn't a better gift for any poor soul who hasn't yet got a copy of my wonderful books and if you use the link below you can be whizzed off to Amazon to get your very own copy or buy dozens and solve your Christmas present quandary in a trice.
And that also means people in Japan and India now by the way, which is handy because although most Japanese people don't speak or read English they apparently are drawn to the cover of my book and have started buying it in the thousands so that they can rip the front cover off and frame it, how nice!
The Indians sadly still seem to regard any paper as toilet paper and so I shan't tell you what my spies observed in a New Deli bookshop it's just too harrowing for such a good looking Cat and talented author to contemplate.
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."
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