Friday, May 26, 2017

Brilliantly idiotic

Nothing is what it seems in South Africa

Someone definitely didn't think about this sign before they wrote it!

Or maybe customers in South Africa can park and drive through (I hate the word 'thru,' don't you?) which would take some doing, but might cut down on car jacking currently a national pastime.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Brilliantly idiotic

Nothing is what it seems in South Africa

Someone definitely didn't think about this sign before they wrote it!

Or maybe customers in South Africa can park and drive through (I hate the word 'thru,' don't you?) which would take some doing, but might cut down on car jacking currently a national pastime.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Not great, but not terrible!

If you're looking for a hair cut that's just about average, then I have just the place for you!

Not great but not terrible





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Lift etiquette from Vietnam

Wow, the lengths some people will go to say, "Quiet please."

Lift nonsense again from Ho Chi Minh City Vietnam

I've never had a romp in a lift, I feel cheated, left out disappointed.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Monday, May 22, 2017

A salad with a difference

The Swiss are known for dodgy bankers, clutter free streets, a cheese that you can see through and a lack of personality.

So it's only right that the Swiss bring you a salad "covered" (so they say) in a very special sour cream. Personally I can't see the sour cream, but then maybe the main attribute of "Persil Sour Cream" is its invisibility!

And it seems expensive, $20.00 is a lot for the size of the bowl and lack of the unusual sour cream to say nothing of the imaginary fruit!

Clean cream Switzerland





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Friday, May 19, 2017

Dogs, leads and Chickens?

Unless you are lucky enough to live in the countryside it is always better, for all concerned, to keep you dog on a lead.

However being tugged around by a pooch isn't a lot of fun. But happily there is help at hand!

Clever Chickens

So if you are tired of being dragged around by your dog, help is at hand happily.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Italian speaking tour guide gets a bit confused

Burma dress code for Italians

I suppose they banned Spaghetti Blouses becasue they really are an awful idea, mind you I am sure I have seen some of the ever dreadful Kardiashains falling out of them.





About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' will be available in China, aren't the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat's masterpiece of feline literature 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' and his latest wonderful book 'The Cat's Travelogue' can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat's Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www - wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as "exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic."